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Friday, June 23, 2006 @ 1:38 PM

arlo arlo! wow, haven been bloggin for almost a week straight. yerps, this week is a really, erms, fufiling one. my great grandmother passed away just last week i think. sighs.. .. though we're not exactly very close, she's a lovely lady. i last heard from my aunts that my great grandmother is either 96/99 yrs old! thats, preety old! but i think she still looks good with the wrinkly skin and all.. hais. miss her cute great grandmama chuckle when my mum complains about us to her.
i think she's resting in peace right now, whats there not to rest about when you already have established 5 generations of inheritance rite..

right, the funeral. this whole week is bout the songka. honestly speakin, this is my FIRST ever time of actually being at a real funeral. im not sayin like the rest of the songkas are fake la.. but , you know, to know that you are at a funeral of your loved one, someone related by blood. and, frankly speaking, i didnt know a funeral was SO FUN!

lols, okaye, i think i sound a little bit kukus here... its not as if im elated or happy that my great grandma passed away, nobody in their right mind would be happy to lose their family member.. but, its the funeral ambience that im refering FUN to. my family and i, wells, we're not exactly very close to my maternal side, or for the fact , my paternal side. either way, we're not close knitted see. but then , at the funeral, wow, it was the first time that all my cousins came, includin ambros and adora and were functioning like a really close family.

i tell you, i've really got the cutest cousins ever.. first there was the two marshmellows, joey 2yrs old and jeraldine 3yrs old aka M2 and M1 respectively, each weighin i duno, i heard my mom sayin 25kg. they're so chubby and so cute.. and i thought that they were the cutest things on earth, and that nothing can be compared to them. UNTIL ambros came along.

the last time i saw ambros, he was just a teeny tiny baby, and that was bout 6yrs ago, and his sister adora, i dubbed thy THE DEVIL's SPAWN , because, she was really, PURE EVIL, even when she was TWO. she just stared at the camera like damien from the omen, refuses to smile, locks her brother into the cabinet and hid the key- you get my point.

but whoa!!!!! AMBROS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!!!!!!!!
my uncle and aunt-in-law divorced, so i hardly get to see these two cousins of mine. but, omg, ambros is seriously cute.

get this, his name.

Ambros Jon Tan

tadah! no chinese name at the back .. nadah zit.

ok at least thats what it is on his birth cert.

his full name

Ambros Jon Tan Yue Han

how sweet is that!!!!!!!!!!! his sis is just Adora Tan Jia Yi but its just lack that uniqueness.

my gosh, he is THE MOST CUTE ( i mean, KAWAII AND GORGEOUS AND HANDSOME HERE!) 6yr old ever. and, he looks like a mini-version of my brother. the tan look, the eyes, the nose.. my gosh.... i just fell in love with him that evenin! i wanted to hold his hand but then , aiyaa, stupid marcus (cousin) held his hand the entire night. DAYUM. >.<

adora is no longer the devil's spawn, and in fact, shes really civilised.. quite like an introvert.. but , shes like, a flower child now. hahas.

because adora and ambros are so seldom with us, my uncle made all the great grandchildren take one great-grandchildren shot. hahas, not all the great grandchildren were there.. but, well, it was a big shot! i hope they sent it to us asap then i can post it in friendster or something...

ohyea, another thing i realised in this funeral...

i realised, that i really have a family of gangstas.

during one of the evenings, this gang came.. im not exactly sure which gang it was... but it was hell lot of people there. there were like 20-30++ gang people there?!??! age ranging from the youngest bout 15/16 to the oldest bout 50/60++ yrs old.. ( the youngest one was really yandao man!!!!!!!! sry la, i just happen to have a thing for bad boys..)

it was really cool, cuz all the bengs all stood in neat rows of eight i think.. and then they all bowed in sequence. just like the maffia gangs in hong kong movies. gosh! and i didnt know that two of my uncles are the part of the brotherhood. SO COOL! i can see where i got my bad roots from. HEHS,

the whole time, my sister and i were calling the gang people the muffin gang. COOL!

it was really awkward the whole time. because, throughout the whole week of the funeral, 4 of the bengs remained to help out and stuff. and the four included one of the guys' from our school. at least, he used to be. supposingly to be sec 5 this yr, but, i think he dropped out... hes one of the better high jumpers from belverdere. szuhui said, the person i described could be of the name willy or sth.. im just so darn lazy to check the yrbk.

it was seriously awkard, firstly, cuz, well, ive seen him many times in school. and he kept lookin over at our table. maybe its cuz he recognizes me i suppose. and gosh, why must that handsome guy also help out. damn idiot lehs... so handsome.. make me cannot even eat or walk normally.. *blushes.

ohya, you know, it was seriously freaky at the cremate place.. we went to the mandai one.. heard from kevin that its new. when we were at this, church like looking place, the place was sOOOOOOO COLD! it was like walkin into my fridge! the coffin was placed on some machine thingie.. that sends the coffin via roller coaster way. DOUBLE COOL.

and then, in the viewing room, all my relatives were crying and viewing the cremate process..

and then..

for the first time ever, i saw my grandfather gotten possesed. IT WAS THE FREAKIEST THING EVER. he was just lookin from the glass.. then he suddenly covered his face with his hands.. and he curled his hands up like a rabbit.. and started shaking his head like an animal.. like a chicken. and it was really freaky when he started yeohing.. yerps, yeohing.. he started making a noise that sounded like a goat. like "YEOH, YEOH" then shaked his head like a chicken again.. and the whole time, he was like an animal.. it was really really really scary.

right, before i forget.... PEOPLE, DONT EVER BUY MAGAZINES FROM JURONG EAST! NOT AT THE LITTLE KIOSK AT THE BUS INTERCHANGE AT LEAST!!!!!! its the magazine kiosk nearest to the mrt station. MY GOSH, this is the rudest man ive ever met so far in all 16yrs...

i shall paint the scenario with words:

i was at the kiosk, deciding whether to purchase the new seventeen mag. so i took the mag out from its position and was lookin at the front page. I WASNT EVEN BROWSING THE FUCKING SHIT CONTENT YET.

then this man, ( part of the owner of the shop i suppose, fucker whore.) came around, and was eyeing my sister and i like a hawk. ( not in a sick way, but like, a fucking strict way, like as though we're goin to steal the mag) and he said

man: xiao jie ni yao mai ma??

me: erm, wo kan yi xia.

all i said was to look, and i was indeed lookin at the FRONT COVER ONLY.

then, i stood there bout a few mins, still deciding whether to purchase it.. then i decided not to..

me: er, wo kan wo bu yao le..

man: (pissed off tone) bu yao kan fang hao hao!

me: * putting magazing back ( i wasnt even tossing it, i inserted it properly kay!)

man: (mumble mumbles) KAN NI AH MA!

just because i didnt want to buy his SHIT MAGAZINE, AND THAT WAS WHAT HE SAID TO ME OKAYE!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK SHIT ATTITUDE IS THAT?!?!?

i was seriously pissed and i was going kaninabe all the time .. then my sis was pulling me away, kept saying never mind.. i was seriously angry. what to do?? i raised my voice , just kept swearing and swearing and CURSING. seriously, i dont care if he dies today okaye, or any other day. i know its really bad to curse someone, but for somebody like that disgustingly filthy ape in a homosapien's body , he really deserves to get killed in a car crash.

shit man, im soo screwed. so much homework, so little time. im off!

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