HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAS! this video is sooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious!


favourite lines:

"bella reunites with her father, Charlie, the Chief of police of Forks, and Spoon and Knives" -HAHHAHAA! LMAO!

"i feel like i'm watching MY SWEET SIXTEEN, but it was nice seeing a girl who wasn't a total asshole"

"the GAY-SIAN boy(eric).." HAHAHS! PUN for ASIAN Boy.

"BUT HE WANTS TO SUCK HER BLOD~" HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

"and he really likes her, he'd better put a ring on it, WOAH-OH" from single ladies. haha!

"so to keep her safe, DAD gave her a can of pepper spray.. or was it hair spray to make herself more cute for edward." HAHAHAHHAS! WHY IS HE SO FUNNY!

"i know what you are, you're a VAMPIRE~ and then.. she gets a PIGGYBACK RIDE to see how he looked like in the sunlight

"but watch out ladies! dont let these glitter tits (edward) fool you!"

"and then they laid on the ground, staring at each other, no kissing, no boobs, or eating her tofu" HAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!

"other bad VAMPRIERS (he said vampriers not vampires! hahahhaas) , crashed their baseball game.. one was black, one wears fur, and one has a ponytail, so you can tell, that they're the bad guys" -WHAT THE FWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"james bit her arm to so it seems like its too late and OH GAWD I'M SO STRESSED!" effing gay! but damn funny!

"...will they make it to the prom, and be ALL IN THIS TGT~"
HAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHS!






I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOD~